You are invited to play this quick minor league-version of the The New Yorker Caption Contest.
A. “They’re trying to attract a younger crowd.”
B. “As they race down the homestretch it’s Broomhandle by a stick and a half!”
C. “And they said my career was over after ‘The Godfather.’”
D. “Which sounds faster: ‘clip-clop, clip-clop’ or ‘clippety-clop’?”
E. “Save something for next weekend; it’s the Playground Derby.”
This cartoon is the property of The New Yorker. I devour every issue of the magazine and consider it “must” reading for writers and those who appreciate good writing.
Answers: A winner, B & E Duane’s captions, E Duane’s submission