You are invited to play this quick minor league-version of the The New Yorker Caption Contest.
Every week I enter the contest in the magazine. Below are five captions. Three are the magazine’s semifinal selections, one is the winner, and two are mine. See if you can guess which are which.
A. “I really stuck my neck out traveling with you guys.”
B. “Quit joking, you guys, and grab my legs again.”
C. “No, it’s true. Walking, I move incredibly slow.”
D. “That rabbit has no idea who he was messing with.”
E. “My dad always told me to join the navy.”
This cartoon is the property of The New Yorker. I devour every issue of the magazine and consider it “must” reading for writers and those who appreciate good writing.
Answers: D winner, A & E Duane’s captions, E Duane’s submission